Dialogues?

I'm not sure if I'm supposed to post it or not, but a lot of people seemed to, so...here's mine.

I couldn't follow a single conversation for long enough, so I grabbed three separate snippets.

Attempt No. 1

• I've done some weird sh!t. I remember everything. I've only blacked out once. At 11:30, I was asleep. Woke up with my head in a trash bin.
• What?
• Yeah.
• Blacked out with your head in a trash can? That's crazy.
• ...
• So what class is next? Who do you have?
• Uh...(addressing someone else) Hey, yo, where's our class at? (didn't hear the answer...) Yeah, maybe I should know where my class is.
• Put it in your phone.
• ...Well, I finished my soup. Wish I could stay and chit chat, but I gotta run. It was good seeing ya.

Attempt No. 2 
 

• Absolutely. I've been thinking about that, too. We were having a conversation about that the other day, how people used to throw monkey leaves or bones on the ground to see what, you know-
• Throw open an alligator, pick through innards-
• Make it up!
• 'Oh, we gotta go to war!'
• Or if they didn't want to - 'looks like we're not going to war, guys!' I realized how we were talking and I saw how people probably talk about us. We seem the same, you know. They don't regard us as any different.
• 'Oh, this says this'.
• And they're probably all, 'Christians are crazy.'
• I feel crazy sometimes.
• But like, God is inherently different. Science is totally incompatible with anything to do about God.

Attempt No. 3

•   Some people don't realize office hours are for more than one person. I had a kid trail me-
• How'd he find you?
• Well, he followed me after class. I had to be picked up - obviously I don't drive and the world's thankful for that. My wife normally picks me up but she was out of town. This kid followed me all the way to the library. I finally had to be like, look kid, I have to go home now.

Next time, I'll type it rather than try to hand write it out.